Saturday, November 13, 2004
Y'alls and Neckies
Damn! I wish that I could be this good.
Here are a few goodies (but you gotta go read the whole thing):
"Stern is now living with friends after her parents kicked her out of the house for spending her bat mitzvah money on a bass boat."
"We became suspicious after several heavily made-up students arrived at Katha Pollitt lecture in a pink Cadillacs," says Swarthmore Dean of Students Geraldine Marcus.
"Then I realized the truth -- he was wearing a mullet. I was shocked, but he swore to me that it was only ironic."
"Pausing for furtive glances, several of the teens share sniffs from a bottle of Harmon Triple Heat deer scent."
"Shit, y'all, I heard Branson's got like four Wal Marts, and more $5.95 all-day breakfast buffets than Glencoe has Starbucks," enthuses Dakota, adding quickly that "pardon my French."
¶ 11:18
Here are a few goodies (but you gotta go read the whole thing):
"Stern is now living with friends after her parents kicked her out of the house for spending her bat mitzvah money on a bass boat."
"We became suspicious after several heavily made-up students arrived at Katha Pollitt lecture in a pink Cadillacs," says Swarthmore Dean of Students Geraldine Marcus.
"Then I realized the truth -- he was wearing a mullet. I was shocked, but he swore to me that it was only ironic."
"Pausing for furtive glances, several of the teens share sniffs from a bottle of Harmon Triple Heat deer scent."
"Shit, y'all, I heard Branson's got like four Wal Marts, and more $5.95 all-day breakfast buffets than Glencoe has Starbucks," enthuses Dakota, adding quickly that "pardon my French."
¶ 11:18
